Our Remarkable Staff

Meet the Team

6 elite feline engineers. Combined nappiness: 498 hours per week. Combined valid commits: still calculating.

Dr. Purr-a-lot, Chief Eating Officer
Chief Eating Officer

Dr. Purr-a-lot

Visionary leader. Refuses to look at roadmaps unless printed on raw tuna. Holds 14 patents for advanced horizontal napping. Has never attended a standup. Rumored to have once opened an eye during a board meeting.

Nappiness 98%
Fav Key to Step On Space Bar (obviously)
Specialty High-Level Delegation
Last Commit never
Tenure Since: Before Documentation
MBTI INTP (I Nap Till Purrfect)
Byte, Chief Keyboard Officer
Chief Keyboard Officer

Byte

Knows everything. Says little. Responsible for all critical infrastructure decisions, most of which are made by sitting on the relevant hardware until it behaves. Once deleted a production database and a bug that had been open for three years. Net positive quarter.

Nappiness 84%
Fav Key to Step On F (to pay respects to the codebase)
Specialty Percussive Maintenance
Last Commit aaaaaaaaaa
Tenure Since: Boot
MBTI INTJ (I Never Trust Júniors)
Mittens, Chief Hissing Officer, Head of Security
Chief Hissing Officer, Head of Security

Mittens

Zero-trust architect. Hisses at all unauthorized PRs and two-thirds of authorized ones. Guards the radiator (our firewall). Has not approved a single PR since Q3 2019. Considered our most reliable employee.

Nappiness 61%
Fav Key to Step On Escape
Specialty Aggressive Hissing (Threat Intel)
Last Commit HISSSSSS
Tenure Since: Always. You Just Didn't Know.
MBTI INTJ (Intensely Napping, Thoroughly Judgmental)
Captain Floof, VP of Gravity Operations
VP of Gravity Operations

Captain Floof

Specializes in continuous delivery by physically carrying USB sticks in mouth. Pioneered the push-to-floor deployment methodology. Infrastructure held together by hope and static fur.

Nappiness 76%
Fav Key to Step On Enter (for obvious reasons)
Specialty Gravity-Driven Deployment
Last Commit ????
Tenure Since: Q4 2020 (Team Expansion I)
MBTI ESTP (Every Sunday: Total Paralysis)
Queen Sofyie, Chief Staring Officer
Chief Staring Officer

Queen Sofyie

Conducts all user research by staring at hoomans for hours without blinking. Interprets confusion as delight. Published groundbreaking paper: "Why Users Always Try to Pet the Screen." It is Queen Sofyie. Not Princess. Update your records.

Nappiness 91%
Fav Key to Step On Any shiny key
Specialty Unblinking User Observation
Last Commit attached a fish emoji file
Tenure Since: Her Terms, Not Yours
MBTI ISFJ (I Sit For Just hours)
Lord Whiskers III, Director of Chaos Engineering
Director of Chaos Engineering

Lord Whiskers III

Tests all features by knocking them off the table. If it survives the fall, it ships. If it breaks, it is documented as expected behavior under gravity conditions. Lord Whiskers I and II are unavailable for comment. Test coverage: 0.003%.

Nappiness 88%
Fav Key to Step On Delete (the most satisfying sound)
Specialty Gravity-Based QA
Last Commit pushed_off_desk.exe
Tenure Since: Third of His Name. Inherited.
MBTI ESFP (Every Single Friday: Pounce)