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API Reference

All endpoints return meow. This is by design. Base URL: https://api.ihazpaws.dev/v1

GET /meow

Returns a standard meow. The workhorse of the API.

meow
POST /meow/urgent

Posts an urgent meow. High-priority requests: tuna, laser dot, suspicious noise outside.

MEOW
GET /meow/philosophical

Returns a contemplative meow. For async operations and existential queries.

...meow?
DELETE /meow/{id}

Deletes a meow by ID. The meow is not deleted. It is simply ignored, which is different.

meow
// (the meow remains)
GET /purr

WebSocket endpoint. Streams a continuous purr. May disconnect without warning when nap starts.

prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
GET /hiss

Returns 403 Forbidden. Always. Maintained exclusively by Mittens.

403: HISSSSS
Unauthorized. Mittens is watching you.

Rate Limits

Rate limited to however many requests Dr. Purr-a-lot feels like processing today. On average: between 0 and meow requests per hour. Header: X-Ratelimit-Remaining: meow. Premium tuna subscribers receive priority processing (still meow, but faster).

Speakers ready?

Make sure your speakers are connected and the volume is high enough to hear. Let your cat hear the dinner bell.