It has come to the attention of ihazpaws LLC that certain parties have characterized ihazpaws as "not a real company," "a bit," or "a website someone made for fun."
ihazpaws wishes to respond to these allegations directly and without ambiguity: we have a footer. We have a privacy policy. We have a QA engineer who knocked three features off a table just last Tuesday. We have a security officer who hissed at a phishing email so aggressively the sender unsubscribed.
We have a registered domain. We have a team page. We have a newsletter that goes out whenever someone accidentally sits on the send button. We have opinions about tuna.
At this time, ihazpaws declines to provide further evidence of its legitimacy. If additional proof is required, please contact Queen Sofyie (Chief Staring Officer), who will observe you without blinking for as long as it takes.
We consider this matter closed. The allegations have been knocked off the desk. They are not coming back up.